Motley: That still looks pretty formal and heavy to me! Just the fact that you have a diagram describing all the steps is a little scary. I'm worried this practice is going to suck up a lot of time.
Maven: Ah, don't be afraid. The process is actually quite simple and not unlike other code reviews. It's just a little more structured with a couple of key practices to ensure that reviewers are highly effective. First we start with planning.
Motley: Yeah, the process is so complicated I bet you need a plan just to pull it off!
We have someone at work you is almost exactly like the antagonist in this little one act play and I can't scream loudly enough how much of a poison pill this person is to the team and morale. If you have someone around like this, I would highly recommend doing whatever you can to keep them at arms length from your projects. True Believer Agilista's can be dangerous.